i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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