Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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