So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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