Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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