i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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