Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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