He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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