Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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