I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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