He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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