You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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