Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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