I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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