Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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