Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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