i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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