I am in a vortex of obligation.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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