Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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