i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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