she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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