problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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