talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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