He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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