I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
