oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
even my farts smell like vagina
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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