Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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