I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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