How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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