i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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