Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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