Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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