is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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