I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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