I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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