How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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