Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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