I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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