I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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