im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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