Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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