I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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