How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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