Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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