Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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