im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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