i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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