Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
