nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Who died my cat blue again?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Congratulations! We have a period
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