what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
My pussy is not your playground.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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