Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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