There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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