Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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