5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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