I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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