now i know why i became what i already was.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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