The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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