Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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