How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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