: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
