Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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