I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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